RE: What has amused you/made you laugh today?
Woman at a bus stop having a conversation with a fellow passenger about how she caught a bus and there was someone running for it, so she told the driver and he said he can't hold up the bus because he's on a schedule. She doesn't know what the world's coming to these days with everyone in such a hurry.
The bus she's waiting for is a whole minute late - she's walked over to the timetable and is checking her watch with a frown on her face.
Just such a shame the bus wasn't properly delayed. I have a feeling that would have been one of her long list of moans
