Your guide to appearing more successful than you are for less than £4,250:

- Nominate yourself for an award, then announce how surprised you are that you have been nominated for that award.

Price: £0

- Pay for a table at that awards ceremony to guarantee a trophy of some sort and to gather important evidence of you being there.

Price: £2000 

- Keep the authority coming by paying for another crystal trophy and a JPEG that says you are the “Best X” in your region. SME News is good for this (not affiliated). You are now “multi-award winning”.

Price: £495

- Pay for a photoshoot where you pretend to be on the phone or staring into the horizon planning your next big move. Successful people do this often.

Price: £500

- Pay for a feature in a leading publication so you can add “featured in” onto your website to demonstrate superiority.

Price: £750

- Pay for a VIP ticket to see someone like Gary V or Steven Bartlett and have someone take a photo where it looks like they’re listening intently to your wisdom and not because it’s their job to placate you.

Price: £500 

Total cost: £4,245
Total opportunities: Limitless 

Follow this template and you too can achieve internet wantrepreneur status in just 90 days.


You’re welcome.

Almost a toss up between this thread and the 'what has amused you today' thread.

It amused me. But probably more relevant to this one.