(27 Jun 2026, 8:58 pm)Ambassador wrote I am rarely speechless but I genuinely think that could pass as an avant garde commentary sketch

If The Day Today or BrassEye ever parodied the era of YouTubers or Social Media Influencers, then I imagine this is what they'd come up with. In fact, as I was writing that, I know what this reminds me of in terms of awkward presentation: Fun With Flags with Dr Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory.

I liked how he managed to name eight of the nine protected chrematistics of the Equalities Act, but falls just shy of naming them all. If you're naming eight, you might as well name them all. The one he missed, incidentally, was Pregnancy and Maternity. 

Also, the random whiteboard list. An underlined USP at the top, then a list of things, most which are barely Unique Selling Points, like 'No Touch While in Motion', 'Good Stock', or 'Works Offline 99%'. 

 Can't wait for the next episode of this madness.