(18 May 2014, 5:31 pm)DaveyBowyer wrote And here's a few tag lines:
"Ashington to Newcastle in 56 minutes during peak times."
"Ride our fast Mercs to the Toon up to every 15 minutes."
"Sapphire may be nice but silver is the business."
"Leave the car at home and take the Merc."
You could add "I wish our lass was as filthy as this", for the winter period when the washers tend to break down.