RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
A lad goes out on the town one night and meets this lass and has his wicked way with her , 2 weeks later she sees him stacking the washing powder shelves in a supermarket, she goes up to him and yells "you told me last week you were a stunt pilot" he replied no I did not I said I was a member of an Ariel display team