(06 Jul 2014, 7:45 pm)Adam wrote I am renowned amongst my mates for telling the cringiest jokes, so here goes:
Crime in multi-story car parks.... it's wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a Jumbo Jet on a spring?
A Boing 747
Renewable energy.... I'm a big fan.
What do you call a Star Wars character that turned into a pirate?
Arr2-D2.
What does the vegetable priest say?
Lettuce pray.
I once saw an Italian actress covered in cushions. It was Sofa Loren.
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