(22 Jul 2014, 9:51 pm)Andreos Constantopolous wrote Myself and other FPF members have often thought about infiltrating the company.

Plans are already made for the sabotage techniques, including replacing the ticket roll with Kellogg's Fruit Winders or playing with the destination screens, so that rude messages are displayed.

The washing facilities will not escape our attention - with gallons of Fairy Liquid already in place ready to pour into the system.

Airhorns will be placed under the chairs of certain members of staff, so when they sit down at their desk they get a slight fright.
Staplers will be hidden inside moulds of jelly and melted mars bars strategically positioned in the entrances of buses.

You guys just never give up, do you?

How do you think FPF High Command would react to a Chesterman joining?