(24 Jul 2014, 5:58 pm)AdamY wrote I've done many stupid things in my time most of which I don't wish to disclose on a public forum.
As for school-related stuff...
One thing that immediately springs to mind is when I stuck a plastic ruler into a radiator during one French lesson. Usually, when you dropped a ruler down the vent it came out back out at the bottom. Not on this occasion. Initially I thought nothing of it, but when the fumes started to hit and people started to feel a little light-headed, I started to panic a little. Luckily, the teacher noticed and switched off the radiator. A molten plastic mess was the retrieved. Nobody saw me do it so ultimately I never got caught.
Me too mate, I could probably write a book on some of the shit I got up to, but there is a few serious things I am not going to put into a public forum.
A couple from my time in the Care System
When I was 14, I got absolutely hammered on 20/20 and Martini, I went into a Newsagents in Mickey Moor where I lived at the time, I racially abused the shopkeeper, he chased me out the shop, grabbed me and broke my foot...Thay was ny own stupid fault
I once got arrested in Murton, I ran away from a copper drunk, he never bothered chasing me, although he picked me up at 15 minutes later when I knocked myself out by running into a telegraph pole
In 2000 my children's home went to Blackpool for a day out, I did not roll into the house till 4am very very drunk and on some quite substances and was told as a punishment I would not be going to Blackpool, no sooner had I gone to sleep the staff hammered me out of bed and made me goto Blackpool, must be the only time in history someone has been sent to Blackpool as a punishment.
At my friends one night, I had been drinking Vodka, Martini and Cans and tooting on the Rastafarian Old Holborn, I announced I was going to be sick...Let's just say, I never made it to the bathroom and it must have looked like a scene out of the Exorcist [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES]
The stupidest one has to be when I was in Gran Canaria, 1 night I fell asleep in a bush and a couple of nights later I was nearly caught having a slash off the top floor of the Shopping Centre while 2 coppers were stood with there back to me no more than 50yds away
I think I might have to write a book one day with some of my and my friends stories as the content