I once felt sorry for a Chinese Student in Durham, the lass was waiting for the 20 to Carville, 20 came along, and drove right past her, rather bemused she asked me why the bus did not stop, I told her she had to put her hand out to signal the driver, she could not get her head round the fact that she had to signal the bus to stop...I nearly pissed myself laughing

In Leeds Train Station in 2009, a foreign guy was asking me how to get to Sheffield, he could not speak English and I did not know what language he was speaking, A game of charades and me speaking very loud and very slow went on for about 10 minutes, I was speaking that slowly it sounded like I was trying to get the message through to an absolute retard, my mate was stood 10' away from me looking at me like I was about to create an International Incident

Coming back from a job interview in Manchester in 2000, I decided to go watch Bolton play before I came home, in a pub near Bolton train station, I said to a barmaid "so when are you due" thinking she was pregnant, she wasn't, but she apparently had a problem that caused her weight to balloon, I walked out before I was kicked out...me and my big gob 😛