Getting sent home after R.E. for renouncing god.

Panini Football stickers (Primary school).

Faking an eye-test so I could have glasses.

Never playing truant until my last ever day at school.

Getting put on report for writing lewd comments in another classmate's homework diary. (x2).

Getting sent off during most football matches (Primary school).

Royal Rumble style matches on the school playing field.

Getting hit in the eye by a 5p coin.