Once had to dress as the inn keeper at Christmas once in church in front of the whole school, I felt like a right bell end.

Due to some confusion with me having the same name as someone else I thought I was going to a sports event when it wasn't me going which caused problems as we were going swimming that day and because I thought I was going to the sports thing I had no swimming shorts so I had to borrow some (which is disgusting really) also they were far too big for me.

Went to the park once and I went on one of those rocking things on a spring and I have no idea how but the stitching got caught so I fell with the stitching still caught then discovered that I now had a massive hole in the back of my jeans, thankfully I was able to tie my hoodie round my waist to stop people from noticing.

I hated P.E. Most weeks I would storm off because I was terrible at everything, one week we was playing rounders and I couldn't swing the bat at the right time and I hate people telling me how to do things so having people shout "SWING THE BAT" did have bad results and I'd had enough so I threw the bat behind me and nearly hit someone in the face. Other P.E. fails include hitting my head with a javelin. I was so useless when it came to sports I would only get picked so early for things because my friends were actually quite good unlike me.

We had a supply teacher for English for a while and honestly he was terrible in that time I don't think we did anything at times he would read a book for 20 minutes then we got to have free time for the rest of the lesson which just ended up with searching stupid things, we once spent over 30 minutes on Compare the Meerkat.