Instead of 'reading out loud' to each other (there's only two of us) as we were instructed to do by the teacher who organises cover, we had a sausage fight.
I happened to find some sausages in the fridge in our common room, so I thought it'd be appropriate to take one out, yell 'SAUSAGE SURPRISE' and chuck it off someone in the common room... which led to the sausage being thrown back, and more being added to the mix.
Well... 'twas better than English!
