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Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

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S813 FVK
S813 FVK
RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
Just a few sexual rhymes i have collected:

There was once a girl from Jahore
Who'd lie on a rug on the floor
In a manner uncanny, she'd wiggle her fanny
And drain your balls dry to the core

Bobby Shafto's gone to sea
Silver Buckles on his knee
When he comes back he'll fuck me
Pretty Bobby Shafto

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If his ear was a cunt he could fuck it!
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RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*