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Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

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Michael
Michael
RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
Some iv'e picked up on...not really jokes but heyyyyy who cares!


I woke last night to find the Ghost of Gloria Gaynor stood at the foot of my bed. At first I was Afraid I was petrified

I've got a new job, crushing soft fizzy drink cans, it's soda pressing.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

Police are hunting a 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed six people in the backside recently, they believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.
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RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*