(13 Oct 2014, 8:28 pm)Michael wrote Some iv'e picked up on...not really jokes but heyyyyy who cares!
I woke last night to find the Ghost of Gloria Gaynor stood at the foot of my bed. At first I was Afraid I was petrified
I've got a new job, crushing soft fizzy drink cans, it's soda pressing.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
Police are hunting a 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed six people in the backside recently, they believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
Whey man, those a perfectly good jokes and tbh, a few of them made me giggle slightly.