Barman: Did you know theres a whiskey named after you
Horse: What...Dobbin
Two lumps of puke is walking down the road, on seeing an alleyway suddenly one gets very emotional and starts to cry, his mate asked what was the matter, to which he said 'this brings back memories, I was brought up just down there'
Remember when David and Victoria Beckham had there first child, they named him Brooklyn, as that is where he was concieved, if my folks went down that route I would have been Back Alley Forster
