Whats made you happy today?
One time at the McDonalds at the Arnison Centre, I remember I'd just sat down with my food (was relatively quiet for once!) and I noticed a kid similar to my age group with a Happy Meal (

), and some chavs shouted over and asked him if he was planning on playing with the toy.
All of a sudden, a man who had just collected his food walked past them. However, he stopped to 'get some condiments', when he was actually unscrewing the lid of the Diet Coke.
To make a long story short, he sprayed the lot of them with Diet Coke before walking out with his Chicken Selects!