Nah, not our style. That's more like Malarkeys Lambton Mad Dogs.
Mind, when you are wandering about, wondering how to get the wet toilet paper off your fave, which has moulded into a papier mache Fozz, one of the FPF members will be on hand to give you a super wedgie and take a photo of your plight.
RE: Anything and Everything
'Illegitimis non carborundum'