(05 Jan 2015, 4:05 pm)MrFozz wrote The key to getting through Fencehouses safely is simple, get past the unofficial border posts at Chilton Moor and near that Pub just after Bournmoor without being on the receiving end of an atomic wedgie, itchy seeds put down your back or being egged and feathered then your sorted, if your unlucky you may get a blast from there hot Chilli Sauce filled Super Soakers, while the FPF are dangerous, watch out for that lot from New Lambton, who humiliate there victims by tea bagging them
I hear patrols have been took up a notch after the Avenue Vivian lot made there intention to invade FPF territory public knowledge and that Andreos has started an all out, unrestricted war strategy to draw out Vivian(as there leader is known locally, he is like an old woman at times as well), no school type prank is off limits for the FPF at the moment
Since the old firestation was demolished, the advantage we had over visitors from the north or west, has diminished.
The old tower was a perfect vantage point, to alert FPF command of any 'outsiders' approaching.
Similarly, it ensured outsiders could be targeted with pea shooters should they look dodgy.
Adam is safe though.
Our spies/agents may have walked out in front of the 71 in Chester, but that was merely to get at bus operators, rather than Adam.
(05 Jan 2015, 4:12 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote I feel like my quote doesn't add up...15 passengers, a minibus and a journey to Hull and back (Only Fools reference!) comes to £28.00..?
Just doesn't seem right to me!
In what way? Too much, too little?