(07 Jan 2015, 9:16 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Forgot to mention something my maths teacher said today, I may have said it before but she is the funniest teacher you can hope to get!
She's drawing a graph on the board, our topic at the moment is cumulative frequency. She shortened this to 'cum frequency' on the graph.
She noticed that someone was going into hysterics at the back of the room, and we all started giggling like four year olds. She sat down and told us an interesting story about her oldest son - he's 22, works at Nissan, etc - she says a lot to us.
Basically, when he was over the legal age, she had gotten home early because of the Y.11s leaving, etc, and went to do a bit of cleaning in the house. She found some condoms in his bed - used.
She strung him up when she found him, as she knew he had a girlfriend still underage. He finally confessed that he had been having 'posh ones' at 3am.
Some people were crying.
Cum Frequency, is that the measure of how much you will shoot and the amount of time to do...
Finding out ya kid has been posh wanks, thats hilarious, would loved to have been a fly on the wall when he explained that...At least he wasn't using a sock or caught shagging an apple pie