(24 Jan 2015, 4:14 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote Welcome to the club. At my school you need the following;
• Be able to play a sport (is buses a sport?)
• Be fit (I'm not fat in any way, but I'm not fit)
• Be funny (most people find I have a good sense of humour, but that still doesn't do the job)
• Have a nice face (I'm not exactly bad-looking, but I can think of other boys who are higher on the market than me)
Last time a girl touched me was when she was pushing me out of the way because I was 'dawdling'...
I think them rules are pretty much standard at any school.
I was **** at sport.
I wouldn't want to go out with any of the girls who went to my school as they were all munters and had no personality with.