He was on the phone from Birtley to Chester trying to get directions from someone as to where to get off. He eventually worked out where he was, and as we got to the bottom, it just so happened we both got up at the same time to go downstairs.
I walked down to the stairs and he paused. I signalled for him to go first, and then he didn't seem to know what I was saying to him. He looked at me with a puzzled expression before saying to the person on the phone (loudly too, so the whole bus could hear) - 'holy shit there's some twat staring at iz and asking iz if I wont him to wank iz off hew'...
