(24 Feb 2015, 10:13 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote 1.) My dad went into a chip shop and the girl behind the counter said 'can I batter your sausage?', so he said 'can I slap your fanny?'....9 months later I was born. #marcused *
2.) Poundland batteries last longer than Ian Beale's marriages.
3.) Speaking of that guy, he'd only been married a few minutes before he asked Jane for @n@l. Sadly, she was wearing a strap-on.
4.) I like my women how I like my party food buffet - cheap, and spread all over my kitchen table.
5.) Re: Bobby killing Lucy;
Mick Carter: leave it aaaa't, Bobby 'ad a dif'rent fackin' face 10 munfs ago when Lucy died.
* That didn't actually happen.
You know people like to name there kids after the place they were concieved, I am pleased my mam and dad did not do that, I would have been called Back Alley Forster