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Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Marxista Fozzski
Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
Whats the definition of Posh?
Marcus going to a pharmacy and asking for Rubber Jonathans...

How do you shove 50 Ethiopians in a phonebox?
Throw a tin of beans in

How do you get the Ethiopians out again?
Tease them with a tin opener

Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*