'Next stop is, Sunderland Pork Lain Inachange, if this is yor stop pleaz ring tha bell wonse and remain seat'd till the bus 'as stoppt.'
'Next stop is, Stanley Bus Staish'n, if you wont 'a be intimadated, pleaz ring tha bell wonse and remain seat'd till the bus 'as stoppt.'
'Next stop is, Metrocentre Inachange, alight 'ere fa a load 'a teenage gurls prancing roond leak reindeer'.
Sorry that's the best I can do. Hope that's made a few people smile!
