Customer: 'Hi, what time is the next 46 to Consett? Thanks.'
Me: F***ing work it out for yourself we aren't a goddamn helpline! We have hundreds probably thousands of paper timetables created for that specific service, people go on about f***ing saving trees and you asked a dum-dum question like this?? What has happened to humanity...
Customer: 'Why is the X9 always late?'
Me: No idea.
I don't think I could handle it, like Robert said.
Then again...I may be better in the office with Dan and citaro5284.
