(02 Mar 2015, 8:50 pm)MarcTheA4 wrote I reckon I would be a great CS rep...
Customer: 'Hi, what time is the next 46 to Consett? Thanks.'
Me: F***ing work it out for yourself we aren't a goddamn helpline! We have hundreds probably thousands of paper timetables created for that specific service, people go on about f***ing saving trees and you asked a dum-dum question like this?? What has happened to humanity...
Customer: 'Why is the X9 always late?'
Me: No idea.
I don't think I could handle it, like Robert said.
Then again...I may be better in the office with Dan and citaro5284.
That's what I will do if I ran a bus company's account.
Customer: What time is the next X66?
Me: Are you taking the piss?
OAP: Why does the 35 not stop at stand E anymore, I always seem to hold my hand out but it goes straight past.
Me: It's been like that since October 2013. Try walking to Sports Direct.
Customer from Ashington: What's the difference between the 35 and the 35A. Do they still go to Morpeth?
Me: For fuck sake, it clearly states in the timetable and on buses "every 15 minutes" Morpeth | Ashington. Read the front of the bloody things.