(05 Mar 2015, 2:08 pm)Victor Meldrew Wrote: wrote Besides having a cold.
****ing Inch High Private Eye driving on the grass again, today he practically drove right up to the window on the grass outside my house, he has already practically turned half of the street into a muddy swamp outside his house which I unfortunately have to walk past most days and I am sick to ****ing death of having to clean my shoes all the time because I either have to walk through the mud or take a lengthy detour or I'm becoming tempted to take a third way which is walk straight over the car like in the Verve's Bittersweet Symphony video.
Also the woman who lives there comes across as a right bitch she stares at me everytime I walk past.
Also I am not looking forward to the summer as every year we end being deafened by **** music until ridiculous o' clock, you'd think we had the Pyramid stage of Glastonbury outside our window but what we actually have is a massive speakers, bouncy castles and incredibly loud drunken tossers out the window.
I don't believe it!
You live in a street just like that world famous one in Fencehouses...
... Avenue Vivian!
