(18 Mar 2015, 7:35 pm)leestransportphotos wrote They're pretty good FozzI am very easily amused mate,
While I like dirty, racist, sexist and sick jokes, I still like daft jokes
How do you get snooker table to laugh?
Tickle it's balls
How do you make a door laugh?
Touch it's knob
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out the knickers...
A bit more of an edgy joke...
Went to the doctors the other and he said 'Do you want the good news or bad news', I replied 'Give me the bad news doc', 'Well Mr Forster, you have cancer', I replied 'Fucking hell Doc, what is the good news, 'Well, you need not goto the barbers for a while, you'll save a few quid on haircuts'