So, a few years ago, my school entered a sandcastle competition at Tynemouth Longsands.
We made the Angel of the North.
That celebrity from Boldon (what's her name?) was doing the medals.
A school had came first - for building a knob from a door at Durham Cathedral.
As they won, the sandcastle had to be destroyed anyway. So I sat on it.
Did you get it? Sit on the knob??? @n@l
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