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Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

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Davie
Davie
RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
A man phones the police and says there is a man braking into his shed.
The police replay saying "Sorry but we have no officers available."
The man phones them up 5 minutes later saying he has murdered the men breaking into his shed.
The police raced to his house and the man showed them his shed, and one policeman said "I thought you said you'd killed someone in here" and the man replied "I thought you said you had no police officers available"
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RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*