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Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Marxista Fozzski
Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
Line you will never hear from a football commentator...

And there goes Wayne Rooney, Captain of England, on his way to pick up the World Cup

Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*