(01 Apr 2015, 4:16 pm)Dan wrote I've got soldiers on the Wearmouth Bridge who prevent Fozz from crossing - I have to be protected from Fozz's farts! Contrary to popular belief, we civilised folk in Monkwearmouth (there's something you'll never hear again) would not dream of partaking in Fozz's mischievous activities!
Tbh they must have been on their tea break because I haven't seen them.
He could easily use the Metro or the Queen Alexandra Bridge?