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"and results in some pensioner who somehow hasn't got on the Metro whacking you on the head with her bag"
"Thank you for keeping Metro safe"
RE: Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
"Metro Safety Announcement"
"and results in some pensioner who somehow hasn't got on the Metro whacking you on the head with her bag"
"Thank you for keeping Metro safe"
"and results in some pensioner who somehow hasn't got on the Metro whacking you on the head with her bag"
"Thank you for keeping Metro safe"