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Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*

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MrFozz
Marxista Fozzski
MrFozz
Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*
"You know Dave?" The barman asked me. "The ex-army guy?"
"Yeah. What about him?"
"He took a loaded gun into the local Mosque last night."
"Shit," I said. "Did he kill anyone?"
"No. He was overpowered before he could get a single shot off."
"By the police?"
"Nope. The smell."
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Jokes *may contain bad language, sexism, mild racism, bad jokes and bad taste*