Sometimes I get bored and think about some of the most stupidest and daftest shite, so I was thinking

1. Why is it when somebody dies we say things like 'Sorry to hear that'
2. When people goto hospital what is the crack with visitors taking grapes
3. Non-Stick pans...How does the Teflon get stuck on
4. What happens if you fart at the Speed of Sound
5. If you could travel in a car at the Speed of light, what would happen if you flashed the headlights?
6. What was the first person thinking when he looked at a Cow and decided 'I will give that teet a squeeze to see what comes out and drink it'
7. Sanitary Towel adverts...A milk advert shows milk being drunk, adverts for sweets show sweets being eaten...Sanitary Towel adverts show a woman riding a bike or getting soaked...

I really have too much time on my hands

Over to you guys [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH]

(02 Jun 2014, 3:57 pm)marxistafozzski wrote 7. Sanitary Towel adverts...A milk advert shows milk being drunk, adverts for sweets show sweets being eaten...Sanitary Towel adverts show a woman riding a bike or getting soaked...

Ofcom would probably consider the alternative to be too pornographic for daytime and teatime viewing. However, we could see a decrease in minor criminal damage and anti-social behaviour as adolescent boys rush straight home from school instead of tagging, fighting or standing on street-corners harassing folk as they pass by.

(02 Jun 2014, 4:28 pm)AdamY wrote Ofcom would probably consider the alternative to be too pornographic for daytime and teatime viewing. However, we could see a decrease in minor criminal damage and anti-social behaviour as adolescent boys rush straight home from school instead of tagging, fighting or standing on street-corners harassing folk as they pass by.

(02 Jun 2014, 3:57 pm)marxistafozzski wrote Sometimes I get bored and think about some of the most stupidest and daftest shite, so I was thinking

1. Why is it when somebody dies we say things like 'Sorry to hear that'
2. When people goto hospital what is the crack with visitors taking grapes
3. Non-Stick pans...How does the Teflon get stuck on
4. What happens if you fart at the Speed of Sound
5. If you could travel in a car at the Speed of light, what would happen if you flashed the headlights?
6. What was the first person thinking when he looked at a Cow and decided 'I will give that teet a squeeze to see what comes out and drink it'
7. Sanitary Towel adverts...A milk advert shows milk being drunk, adverts for sweets show sweets being eaten...Sanitary Towel adverts show a woman riding a bike or getting soaked...

I really have too much time on my hands

Over to you guys [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH]

Apart from the first two, I can honestly say I've never thought about the rest!