Anything and Everything

Malarkey · 30 Jul 2014, 7:23 pm,

Just been around the Shop for some Crisps for me and my Mother, to around 15 Police Cars/Vans and around 30+ Drunken Charvs hanging about outside The Highwayman, making a shit load of noise, obviously something has kicked off, but no idea what.

**Adrian** · 30 Jul 2014, 7:57 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 7:23 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote Just been around the Shop for some Crisps for me and my Mother, to around 15 Police Cars/Vans and around 30+ Drunken Charvs hanging about outside The Highwayman, making a shit load of noise, obviously something has kicked off, but no idea what.

Business as usual then? Smile

R852 PRG · 30 Jul 2014, 7:59 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 7:23 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote Just been around the Shop for some Crisps for me and my Mother, to around 15 Police Cars/Vans and around 30+ Drunken Charvs hanging about outside The Highwayman, making a shit load of noise, obviously something has kicked off, but no idea what.

I sense Andreos and his FPF comrades may have 'fired a few guns' in this.... Tongue

**Adrian** · 30 Jul 2014, 8:03 pm,

Have you ever noticed how awkward it is when you flick on to Sky Sports News, and there's two blokes presenting it? Doesn't seem right without a bit of cleavage!

Andreos1 · 30 Jul 2014, 8:17 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 7:59 pm)Marcus wrote I sense Andreos and his FPF comrades may have 'fired a few guns' in this....

Aye, them Lambton Mad Dogs (or whatever Malarkey calls them), ain't up to much these days.

We only went armed with a spud gun, water pistol and a cowboy gun that fired caps.

(30 Jul 2014, 8:03 pm)aureolin wrote Have you ever noticed how awkward it is when you flick on to Sky Sports News, and there's two blokes presenting it? Doesn't seem right without a bit of cleavage!

Double bonus if there are two lasses on!

Malarkey · 30 Jul 2014, 8:18 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 7:57 pm)aureolin wrote Business as usual then?

It's never been this Bad in the 14 Years I have lived at Lambton, other than the occasional raid on Next Door, even then there is only 3 Police Cars turn up, But 15, possibly more, honestly couldn't believe it.

**Adrian** · 30 Jul 2014, 8:21 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 8:18 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote It's never been this Bad in the 14 Years I have lived at Lambton, other than the occasional raid on Next Door, even then there is only 3 Police Cars turn up, But 15, possibly more, honestly couldn't believe it.

I seen a new documentary advertised for Lambton the other day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVJ92mdIH1c

Tongue

Andreos1 · 30 Jul 2014, 8:24 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 8:21 pm)aureolin wrote I seen a new documentary advertised for Lambton the other day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVJ92mdIH1c

Gerrin, The Bill has got another mention!

#toshlyons
#stepmotheroutofemmerdale
#rmsonopeningcredits
#hashtagsonNEB

http://youtu.be/6uAo2rqWB08

Malarkey · 30 Jul 2014, 8:35 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 8:21 pm)aureolin wrote I seen a new documentary advertised for Lambton the other day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVJ92mdIH1c

Reckon another Series could be Possible if they were to drag it out for has happened on Lambton in the Past 14 Years.

- Several Drugs Raids on my Neighbour, 1 in the Flats across the Road from mine Last Year along with one at The Highwayman, Then what has occurred Tonight, Also I am pretty sure the Owner of the Shop/Chippy was done for Employing Illegal Immigrants, as a Number of them have came and gone over the Years.

- We could further expand this to Washington as a Hole, As there been a few Murders in Recent Years e.g. That young lad at Fatfield, and that one in Oxclose.

- There has been Numerous Rape incidents also over Concord Way as well.

Overall there is plenty of scope for "The Bill: Washington"

We could expand even further to the North East as a Hole

Potential Bomb at Newcastle University.
The Guy who got his Throat Slit at the Hairdressers near Central Station.
The Fan who punched a Horse "Tyne and Wear Derby".
Raoul Moat "Hide and Seek" across the Region (Special Guest appearance by Gazza).

Just a few examples for "The Bill: North East"

Simmy · 30 Jul 2014, 8:37 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 8:35 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote Just a few examples for "The Bill: North East"

Reminds me.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO8Rjp281RE Big Grin

*Contains swearing and general banter*

**Dan** · 30 Jul 2014, 8:45 pm,

Can NEB please get "The Bill: North East" commissioned? We'll get funding from the big three by making sure their buses are regularly caught in-shot...

#challengeaccepted
#hashtagsonNEB

R852 PRG · 30 Jul 2014, 8:49 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 8:45 pm)Dan wrote Can NEB please get "The Bill: North East" commissioned? We'll get funding from the big three by making sure their buses are regularly caught in-shot...

#challengeaccepted
#hashtagsonNEB

Oh aye, maybe a Lambton murder on an M3 - possibly a Whodunnit?

Suspects:

Adam Malarkey
OR
A Cadet

Tongue

Malarkey · 30 Jul 2014, 8:58 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 8:49 pm)Marcus wrote Oh aye, maybe a Lambton murder on an M3 - possibly a Whodunnit?

Suspects:

Adam Malarkey
OR
A Cadet

It have to be A.) On the Arriva M3 B). Either at Birtley or Barmston to make it Believable - Any whats with this fascination with Lambton, it's supposed to be The Bill: North East as provides a wider scope for Storylines.

Reckon we should start up a Petition and send it to ITV.

R852 PRG · 30 Jul 2014, 9:01 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 8:58 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote It have to be A.) On the Arriva M3 B). Either at Birtley or Barmston to make it Believable - Any whats with this fascination with Lambton, it's supposed to be The Bill: North East as provides a wider scope for Storylines.

Reckon we should start up a Petition and send it to ITV.

Oh yeah, Birtley! Just a small draft for the TV guide;

''Arriva's evening M3 service crashes into Eye Fry on Birtley Front Street! With Gary the Bus Driver trapped behind the wheel and Edwardo the Chippy trapped beneath the bus - who will survive?''

MrFozz · 30 Jul 2014, 9:07 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 8:17 pm)Andreos Constantopolous wrote Aye, them Lambton Mad Dogs (or whatever Malarkey calls them), ain't up to much these days.

We only went armed with a spud gun, water pistol and a cowboy gun that fired caps.

Double bonus if there are two lasses on!

You Gone up in the world from the days of using fun snaps, setting off stink bombs and the occasional condom water bombs and putting itchy back seeds down people's tops bombs to terrorise your rivals Tongue

MurdnunoC · 30 Jul 2014, 9:12 pm,

There's already a 'Sun Hill' in Sunniside. Granted it's an aged people unit, but if ITV kicked them all out and found them somewhere else to live, our fictionalised police force could move right in !!

Andreos1 · 30 Jul 2014, 9:12 pm,

(30 Jul 2014, 9:07 pm)marxistafozzski wrote You Gone up in the world from the days of using fun snaps, setting off stink bombs and the occasional condom water bombs and putting itchy back seeds down people's tops bombs to terrorise your rivals

Aye, the whoopee cushion's that the FPF sneaked into The Highwayman the other week caused chaos - but it is old school stuff that like

(30 Jul 2014, 9:12 pm)AdamY wrote There's already a 'Sun Hill' in Sunniside. Granted it's an aged people unit, but if ITV kicked them all out and found them somewhere else to live, our fictionalised police force could move right in !!

Love how The Bill is discussed everywhere, but 'The Bill' thread! Big Grin

**Dan** · 31 Jul 2014, 10:15 am,

Further scope for "The Bill: North East"...

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime...-1-6758991

R852 PRG · 31 Jul 2014, 10:17 am,

(31 Jul 2014, 10:15 am)Dan wrote Further scope for "The Bill: North East"...

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime...-1-6758991

Maybe that could be the pilot? Tongue

Adrian and Christine, Chester-Le-Street's top police officers, (not) are the stars?

Michael · 31 Jul 2014, 3:07 pm,

Sad news today:

Actor Kenny Ireland Dies From Cancer Aged 68

The TV star had been written out of the latest series of Benidorm so he could undergo treatment for the disease.

http://news.sky.com/story/1310974/actor-...er-aged-68

Least Fat Donna has a friend in heaven now