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LeeCalder



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14 May 2015, 5:53 pm #2,121
I had a right laugh in ICT today with my mate Soup (He isn't really called Soup, he's called Tommy. I won't go into details), Anyway, he reckons his mother is an ambulance driver and a paramedic (She cannot drive), his farther is a policeman (He's previously been convicted) and his step father is a fireman (This bit is true)!!!
LeeCalder
14 May 2015, 5:53 pm #2,121

I had a right laugh in ICT today with my mate Soup (He isn't really called Soup, he's called Tommy. I won't go into details), Anyway, he reckons his mother is an ambulance driver and a paramedic (She cannot drive), his farther is a policeman (He's previously been convicted) and his step father is a fireman (This bit is true)!!!

MrFozz

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14 May 2015, 6:27 pm #2,122
(14 May 2015, 5:53 pm)leestransportphotos I had a right laugh in ICT today with my mate Soup (He isn't really called Soup, he's called Tommy. I won't go into details), Anyway, he reckons his mother is an ambulance driver and a paramedic (She cannot drive), his farther is a policeman (He's previously been convicted) and his step father is a fireman (This bit is true)!!!

I want to know why he is called Soup now you mentioned it...

Sounds like my mate Pedro(lovely lad), he has learning disabilities and is one of the funniest people you could meet, some of the stuff he would come out with was great, at one point he was a UEFA Certified Football Coach on his way to the top in the Royal Navy Reserves amd reckoned he was going to become Alan Pardew's right hand man at Newcastle, maybe he should have done, Pedro would do a better job than John Carver is now.

When pressed about his coaching badges, he said he got it from the Shildon FA, then Sunderland FA...He had no idea of County FAs...

It got to the point where he figured out he could wind me up by talking shite, he started to do it on purpose to piss me off
MrFozz
14 May 2015, 6:27 pm #2,122

(14 May 2015, 5:53 pm)leestransportphotos I had a right laugh in ICT today with my mate Soup (He isn't really called Soup, he's called Tommy. I won't go into details), Anyway, he reckons his mother is an ambulance driver and a paramedic (She cannot drive), his farther is a policeman (He's previously been convicted) and his step father is a fireman (This bit is true)!!!

I want to know why he is called Soup now you mentioned it...

Sounds like my mate Pedro(lovely lad), he has learning disabilities and is one of the funniest people you could meet, some of the stuff he would come out with was great, at one point he was a UEFA Certified Football Coach on his way to the top in the Royal Navy Reserves amd reckoned he was going to become Alan Pardew's right hand man at Newcastle, maybe he should have done, Pedro would do a better job than John Carver is now.

When pressed about his coaching badges, he said he got it from the Shildon FA, then Sunderland FA...He had no idea of County FAs...

It got to the point where he figured out he could wind me up by talking shite, he started to do it on purpose to piss me off

Andreos1



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14 May 2015, 6:43 pm #2,123
(14 May 2015, 6:27 pm)MrFozz I want to know why he is called Soup now you mentioned it...

Sounds like my mate Pedro(lovely lad), he has learning disabilities and is one of the funniest people you could meet, some of the stuff he would come out with was great, at one point he was a UEFA Certified Football Coach on his way to the top in the Royal Navy Reserves amd reckoned he was going to become Alan Pardew's right hand man at Newcastle, maybe he should have done, Pedro would do a better job than John Carver is now.

When pressed about his coaching badges, he said he got it from the Shildon FA, then Sunderland FA...He had no idea of County FAs...

It got to the point where he figured out he could wind me up by talking shite, he started to do it on purpose to piss me off

I have a mate like that.
Shares the exact same name as one of the insiders on here! Even though it isn't the same person.

Sure the serial liars do it on purpose for the laughs. Mine does anyway.
I won't share the stories.

'Illegitimis non carborundum'
Andreos1
14 May 2015, 6:43 pm #2,123

(14 May 2015, 6:27 pm)MrFozz I want to know why he is called Soup now you mentioned it...

Sounds like my mate Pedro(lovely lad), he has learning disabilities and is one of the funniest people you could meet, some of the stuff he would come out with was great, at one point he was a UEFA Certified Football Coach on his way to the top in the Royal Navy Reserves amd reckoned he was going to become Alan Pardew's right hand man at Newcastle, maybe he should have done, Pedro would do a better job than John Carver is now.

When pressed about his coaching badges, he said he got it from the Shildon FA, then Sunderland FA...He had no idea of County FAs...

It got to the point where he figured out he could wind me up by talking shite, he started to do it on purpose to piss me off

I have a mate like that.
Shares the exact same name as one of the insiders on here! Even though it isn't the same person.

Sure the serial liars do it on purpose for the laughs. Mine does anyway.
I won't share the stories.


'Illegitimis non carborundum'

MrFozz

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14 May 2015, 6:55 pm #2,124
(14 May 2015, 6:43 pm)Andreos1 I have a mate like that.
Shares the exact same name as one of the insiders on here! Even though it isn't the same person.

Sure the serial liars do it on purpose for the laughs. Mine does anyway.
I won't share the stories.

My pal does it because he tries hard to be liked...
MrFozz
14 May 2015, 6:55 pm #2,124

(14 May 2015, 6:43 pm)Andreos1 I have a mate like that.
Shares the exact same name as one of the insiders on here! Even though it isn't the same person.

Sure the serial liars do it on purpose for the laughs. Mine does anyway.
I won't share the stories.

My pal does it because he tries hard to be liked...

Andreos1



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14 May 2015, 6:57 pm #2,125
(14 May 2015, 6:55 pm)MrFozz My pal does it because he tries hard to be liked...

Possibly the reason my mate did it initially.

It's comedy gold these days.

'Illegitimis non carborundum'
Andreos1
14 May 2015, 6:57 pm #2,125

(14 May 2015, 6:55 pm)MrFozz My pal does it because he tries hard to be liked...

Possibly the reason my mate did it initially.

It's comedy gold these days.


'Illegitimis non carborundum'

LeeCalder



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14 May 2015, 7:08 pm #2,126
(14 May 2015, 6:27 pm)MrFozz I want to know why he is called Soup now you mentioned it...

Sounds like my mate Pedro(lovely lad), he has learning disabilities and is one of the funniest people you could meet, some of the stuff he would come out with  was great, at one point he was a UEFA Certified Football Coach on his way to the top in the Royal Navy Reserves amd reckoned he was going to become Alan Pardew's right hand man at Newcastle, maybe he should have done, Pedro would do a better job than John Carver is now.

When pressed about his coaching badges, he said he got it from the Shildon FA, then Sunderland FA...He had no idea of County FAs...

It got to the point where he figured out he could wind me up by talking shite, he started to do it on purpose to piss me off

Basically, he reckons he has dentures and all he can eat is soup and pot noodles. It became an ongoing joke and it just stuck
LeeCalder
14 May 2015, 7:08 pm #2,126

(14 May 2015, 6:27 pm)MrFozz I want to know why he is called Soup now you mentioned it...

Sounds like my mate Pedro(lovely lad), he has learning disabilities and is one of the funniest people you could meet, some of the stuff he would come out with  was great, at one point he was a UEFA Certified Football Coach on his way to the top in the Royal Navy Reserves amd reckoned he was going to become Alan Pardew's right hand man at Newcastle, maybe he should have done, Pedro would do a better job than John Carver is now.

When pressed about his coaching badges, he said he got it from the Shildon FA, then Sunderland FA...He had no idea of County FAs...

It got to the point where he figured out he could wind me up by talking shite, he started to do it on purpose to piss me off

Basically, he reckons he has dentures and all he can eat is soup and pot noodles. It became an ongoing joke and it just stuck

Malarkey



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14 May 2015, 8:28 pm #2,127
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The size of Rihannas Nipples in the Video for "American Oxygen".
Malarkey
14 May 2015, 8:28 pm #2,127

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The size of Rihannas Nipples in the Video for "American Oxygen".

tyresmoke



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14 May 2015, 8:45 pm #2,128
(14 May 2015, 8:58 am)tyresmoke Well today is my last day of 7 in a row at work... 4 days (long weekend) off start at 1913 Wink
I'm actually doing something with my time off too as I've got a night away booked - spending tomorrow sampling Arriva Yorkshire's Sapphire and MAX offerings, as well as the Flying Tigers which I've not used since they got their new buses! Saturday I'm roped into playing tour guide for Kuyoyo round the Peak District, I enjoy it down there far too much!

Bonus Pulsar this afternoon too as had 1512 for the last 4.5 hours Wink

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tyresmoke
14 May 2015, 8:45 pm #2,128

(14 May 2015, 8:58 am)tyresmoke Well today is my last day of 7 in a row at work... 4 days (long weekend) off start at 1913 Wink
I'm actually doing something with my time off too as I've got a night away booked - spending tomorrow sampling Arriva Yorkshire's Sapphire and MAX offerings, as well as the Flying Tigers which I've not used since they got their new buses! Saturday I'm roped into playing tour guide for Kuyoyo round the Peak District, I enjoy it down there far too much!

Bonus Pulsar this afternoon too as had 1512 for the last 4.5 hours Wink


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MrPottski



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14 May 2015, 9:40 pm #2,129
I had (whispers quietly) two decent Scanias today! 4646/48
MrPottski
14 May 2015, 9:40 pm #2,129

I had (whispers quietly) two decent Scanias today! 4646/48

Kuyoyo



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15 May 2015, 8:50 am #2,130
My Megabus turned up a nice B12B instead of a B9R Smile K16CRT
And better yet, the main M12 today is one of the ex-Glasgow/Oxford Astromegas that haven't been repainted yet Big Grin
Kuyoyo
15 May 2015, 8:50 am #2,130

My Megabus turned up a nice B12B instead of a B9R Smile K16CRT
And better yet, the main M12 today is one of the ex-Glasgow/Oxford Astromegas that haven't been repainted yet Big Grin

15 May 2015, 9:26 am #2,131
(14 May 2015, 8:28 pm)Malarkey The size of Rihannas Nipples in the Video for "American Oxygen".

Pornography, it burns my eyes...! Burn it, burn it with fire.   Big Grin
omnicity4659
15 May 2015, 9:26 am #2,131

(14 May 2015, 8:28 pm)Malarkey The size of Rihannas Nipples in the Video for "American Oxygen".

Pornography, it burns my eyes...! Burn it, burn it with fire.   Big Grin

Malarkey



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15 May 2015, 11:34 am #2,132
Looking forward to my first shift at Durham Cricket Ground from 4pm to 10pm, and tomorrow as a result of my appointment this morning at Solutions Recruitment, I will be doing an 11am to 5pm shift at the SOL for Sunderlands last game of the Season against Leicester City, no doubt I will be knackered off working 12 of the next 26 and a half hours, but that is why I have bought 2 1 Litre Bottles of Lucozade to get me through it, up side is I will be £80 better off come next week, possibly even more better off if I can get a few shifts next week also.
Malarkey
15 May 2015, 11:34 am #2,132

Looking forward to my first shift at Durham Cricket Ground from 4pm to 10pm, and tomorrow as a result of my appointment this morning at Solutions Recruitment, I will be doing an 11am to 5pm shift at the SOL for Sunderlands last game of the Season against Leicester City, no doubt I will be knackered off working 12 of the next 26 and a half hours, but that is why I have bought 2 1 Litre Bottles of Lucozade to get me through it, up side is I will be £80 better off come next week, possibly even more better off if I can get a few shifts next week also.

Malarkey



6,064
15 May 2015, 11:34 am #2,133
Looking forward to my first shift at Durham Cricket Ground from 4pm to 10pm, and tomorrow as a result of my appointment this morning at Solutions Recruitment, I will be doing an 11am to 5pm shift at the SOL for Sunderlands last game of the Season against Leicester City, no doubt I will be knackered off working 12 of the next 26 and a half hours, but that is why I have bought 2 1 Litre Bottles of Lucozade to get me through it, up side is I will be £80 better off come next week, possibly even more better off if I can get a few shifts next week also.
Malarkey
15 May 2015, 11:34 am #2,133

Looking forward to my first shift at Durham Cricket Ground from 4pm to 10pm, and tomorrow as a result of my appointment this morning at Solutions Recruitment, I will be doing an 11am to 5pm shift at the SOL for Sunderlands last game of the Season against Leicester City, no doubt I will be knackered off working 12 of the next 26 and a half hours, but that is why I have bought 2 1 Litre Bottles of Lucozade to get me through it, up side is I will be £80 better off come next week, possibly even more better off if I can get a few shifts next week also.

MrFozz

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15 May 2015, 6:24 pm #2,134
Got a new tattoo today...The Darlo Badge on my left calf

[Image: cd298e8bcd0cefd55ffd6056567913cb.jpg]

Big Grin
MrFozz
15 May 2015, 6:24 pm #2,134

Got a new tattoo today...The Darlo Badge on my left calf

[Image: cd298e8bcd0cefd55ffd6056567913cb.jpg]

Big Grin

MurdnunoC



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15 May 2015, 6:30 pm #2,135
(15 May 2015, 6:24 pm)MrFozz Got a new tattoo today...The Darlo Badge on my left calf

[Image: cd298e8bcd0cefd55ffd6056567913cb.jpg]

Big Grin

Never been much of a tattoo person myself but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Obviously, I don't have any tattoos and I think I'm just about the only one in my social group who hasn't. Has anyone else resisted the urge to get inked up?
 
MurdnunoC
15 May 2015, 6:30 pm #2,135

(15 May 2015, 6:24 pm)MrFozz Got a new tattoo today...The Darlo Badge on my left calf

[Image: cd298e8bcd0cefd55ffd6056567913cb.jpg]

Big Grin

Never been much of a tattoo person myself but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Obviously, I don't have any tattoos and I think I'm just about the only one in my social group who hasn't. Has anyone else resisted the urge to get inked up?
 

Dan

Site Administrator

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15 May 2015, 6:33 pm #2,136
(15 May 2015, 6:30 pm)MurdnunoC Never been much of a tattoo person myself but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Obviously, I don't have any tattoos and I think I'm just about the only one in my social group who hasn't. Has anyone else resisted the urge to get inked up?
 

I'm much the same. I doubt I will ever get a tattoo, as it's never been something that's appealed to me. A couple of my mates want tattoo 'sleeves' and suchlike, but I think it would just look unprofessional in an office-based environment (for myself).
Dan
15 May 2015, 6:33 pm #2,136

(15 May 2015, 6:30 pm)MurdnunoC Never been much of a tattoo person myself but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Obviously, I don't have any tattoos and I think I'm just about the only one in my social group who hasn't. Has anyone else resisted the urge to get inked up?
 

I'm much the same. I doubt I will ever get a tattoo, as it's never been something that's appealed to me. A couple of my mates want tattoo 'sleeves' and suchlike, but I think it would just look unprofessional in an office-based environment (for myself).

Michael



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15 May 2015, 6:34 pm #2,137
(15 May 2015, 6:33 pm)Dan I'm much the same. I doubt I will ever get a tattoo, as it's never been something that's appealed to me. A couple of my mates want tattoo 'sleeves' and suchlike, but I think it would just look unprofessional in an office-based environment (for myself).

I also have to be careful on what tattoo's i get, (With me wanting to work in Nurseries, Schools etc) i currently don't have any but still deciding if i do. 
Edited 15 May 2015, 6:42 pm by Michael.

Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.
Michael
15 May 2015, 6:34 pm #2,137

(15 May 2015, 6:33 pm)Dan I'm much the same. I doubt I will ever get a tattoo, as it's never been something that's appealed to me. A couple of my mates want tattoo 'sleeves' and suchlike, but I think it would just look unprofessional in an office-based environment (for myself).

I also have to be careful on what tattoo's i get, (With me wanting to work in Nurseries, Schools etc) i currently don't have any but still deciding if i do. 


Ooo Friend, Bus Friend.

MurdnunoC



3,975
15 May 2015, 6:41 pm #2,138
(15 May 2015, 6:33 pm)Dan I'm much the same. I doubt I will ever get a tattoo, as it's never been something that's appealed to me. A couple of my mates want tattoo 'sleeves' and suchlike, but I think it would just look unprofessional in an office-based environment (for myself).

When I was your age tattoos were mostly frowned upon in any working environment but I think its became more socially acceptable now than it was twenty years ago. 

There appears to be a lot more artistry involved nowadays. I don't recall anyone talking about getting 'sleeves' back when I was teen - most were simplistic and, in my opinion, quite crap. Tattoo studios always used to look dodgy too.
MurdnunoC
15 May 2015, 6:41 pm #2,138

(15 May 2015, 6:33 pm)Dan I'm much the same. I doubt I will ever get a tattoo, as it's never been something that's appealed to me. A couple of my mates want tattoo 'sleeves' and suchlike, but I think it would just look unprofessional in an office-based environment (for myself).

When I was your age tattoos were mostly frowned upon in any working environment but I think its became more socially acceptable now than it was twenty years ago. 

There appears to be a lot more artistry involved nowadays. I don't recall anyone talking about getting 'sleeves' back when I was teen - most were simplistic and, in my opinion, quite crap. Tattoo studios always used to look dodgy too.

Dan

Site Administrator

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15 May 2015, 6:42 pm #2,139
(15 May 2015, 6:34 pm)Michael I also have to be careful on what tattoo's i get, (Nursery, Schools etc) i currently don't have any but still deciding if i do. 

Yeah, one of the teachers at my school got one on her wrist and I recall there being issues... Was only a small flower and it suited her, but she had to wrap something round her wrist for quite some time.
Dan
15 May 2015, 6:42 pm #2,139

(15 May 2015, 6:34 pm)Michael I also have to be careful on what tattoo's i get, (Nursery, Schools etc) i currently don't have any but still deciding if i do. 

Yeah, one of the teachers at my school got one on her wrist and I recall there being issues... Was only a small flower and it suited her, but she had to wrap something round her wrist for quite some time.

Adrian



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15 May 2015, 6:44 pm #2,140
I'm not a fan of tattoos. I often have my Facebook feed flooded with photos of lasses getting the next 'fad' tattoo. Most of which look horrific and cheap.

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Adrian
15 May 2015, 6:44 pm #2,140

I'm not a fan of tattoos. I often have my Facebook feed flooded with photos of lasses getting the next 'fad' tattoo. Most of which look horrific and cheap.


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