Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*
Jokes *may contain bad language, bad jokes and bad taste*
A body found by a dog walker in a wooded area in Oxford is thought to be the man suspected of killing his sister, his mother and her partner.
Police have released a statement saying, "The search has now been called off and we've lost our overtime, thanks to a nosey cunt."
Not sure whether i have (or somebody else has) posted this before but:
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
I am in the doghouse with the wife again.
Last night, when she was fast asleep - I quietly sneaked over and carefully removed her tampax. I replaced it with a party pooper - leaving a little bit of the string hanging out.
I am telling you, that woman has no sense of humour at all!
Another blue one for the Dads.
I am in the doghouse with the wife again.
Last night, when she was fast asleep - I quietly sneaked over and carefully removed her tampax. I replaced it with a party pooper - leaving a little bit of the string hanging out.
I am telling you, that woman has no sense of humour at all!
Lifted from a mates twitter
Not in Mother Goose rhymes
Y stands for Yanker.
The self-driving chap,
He greases his pole and
Provokes his own sap.
Absolved of the need of
A quarrelsome wife,
He humps himself nightly
And lives a great life.
Can't ever remember posting this one:
There was once a lady from France
Who took a long train ride by chance.
The engineer fucked her before the conductor
While the fireman came in his pants.
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