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What has amused you/made you laugh today?

What has amused you/made you laugh today?

RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(08 Oct 2015, 2:39 pm)Andreos1 wrote http://www.thestand.co.uk/whats-on/Newcastle

There are sometimes events on during the day.

If you can't find anyone who drives to take you - there is only one thing for it... learn to drive
I wish I could drive but I can't ever see myself behind the wheel, my mind wonders far too much for me to concentrate on the road. Also there wouldn't be much point in having a car (at least at the moment) as I don't really have to go anywhere that warrants the use of a car.
RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
Got woken up by sex noises from my neighbors house hasn't happened in ages until today
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RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(09 Oct 2015, 9:52 am)Diamond One wrote Got woken up by sex noises from my neighbors house hasn't happened in ages until today

Haha, bloody hell, she must of been loud!
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RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(09 Oct 2015, 9:52 am)Diamond One wrote Got woken up by sex noises from my neighbors house hasn't happened in ages until today

You need to shout a loud score out of 10. Angel
RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(09 Oct 2015, 4:10 pm)BusLoverMum wrote You need to shout a loud score out of 10. Angel

Can't say I've ever had the temptation, but there again, I've never had such noises penetrating my walls.  Shy
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RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(09 Oct 2015, 10:00 pm)Adrian wrote Can't say I've ever had the temptation, but there again, I've never had such noises penetrating my walls.  Shy
I can often hear my neighbour cough through my bedroom wall, it's certainly weird when you are doing something and just hear him cough sounding like it's an objection to whatever it is that I'm doing.
RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(09 Oct 2015, 10:17 pm)Jimmi wrote I can often hear my neighbour cough through my bedroom wall, it's certainly weird when you are doing something and just hear him cough sounding like it's an objection to whatever it is that I'm doing.

At least it's only a cough! Unlike Bazza's fiesty friend! Big Grin
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RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
The computerized announcements in Bristol by First bus. Sounds nout like the correct pronunciation. Think that they hired Microsoft Sam...
RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(12 Oct 2015, 2:58 pm)MrFozz wrote Thats brilliant...

According to the lad who post it, hes from Austria... so not sure if that's where its from or hes just took a video and post it...... either way, that would be entertaining haha
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RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(12 Oct 2015, 3:02 pm)Michael wrote According to the lad who post it, hes from Austria... so not sure if that's where its from or hes just took a video and post it...... either way, that would be entertaining haha

I just did a search on Google and it turns out the Ground is in Slovakia, cant find the name of the ground though

Is there anything more distracting than this at a football match 

[quote]There are a number of things that could potentially distract football players during matches - but a train hurtling its way past a pitch during a game has got to be perhaps the most unusual - and distracting - of them all.


However, that is the reality for Slovakian amateur team TJ Tatran ÄŒierny Balog, who play their games next to a railway track that regularly has trains making its way past the ground - even during matches.

A video uploaded onto social media by a fan attending a game involving the Slovakian team shows just how focused players must be as a steam train travels along the length of the pitch during a match while spectators sitting in stands just in front of the track watch on.

Aside from the fact that a train goes right past the ground, the noise made by the engine coupled with the steam emitted from the train prove to be the ultimate distraction for players - although supporters certainly seem to enjoy the show with many taking pictures and indeed videos of the unusual scene.[/quote]

One of the funniest things I have seen in a game of football


The next train calling to the  to the front of the ***East Stand is the 12:15 to Prague via Bratislava
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RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(09 Oct 2015, 9:55 am)Michael wrote Haha, bloody hell, she must of been loud!

(09 Oct 2015, 10:38 pm)northern156 wrote At least it's only a cough! Unlike Bazza's fiesty friend! Big Grin

Bazza actually thought it was Seagulls till he heard the words 'oh yes'...

One of the funniest things I have heard since a lad I know once decided to stick his ear to the door of my mate who was gaining carnal knowledge of a young lady...I nearly choked on a Pot Noodle that night crying with laughter due to the fact she orgasmic delight was probably heard for miles around, any louder and it would have blew windows out and cracked cups
RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(12 Oct 2015, 4:27 pm)MrFozz wrote Bazza actually thought it was Seagulls till he heard the words 'oh yes'...

One of the funniest things I have heard since a lad I know once decided to stick his ear to the door of my mate who was gaining carnal knowledge of a young lady...I nearly choked on a Pot Noodle that night crying with laughter due to the fact she orgasmic delight was probably heard for miles around, any louder and it would have blew windows out and cracked cups

Can you remember this story about a Sunderland couple? ASBO for it. Big Grin 
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wom...ex-4746285
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RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(09 Oct 2015, 9:55 am)Michael wrote Haha, bloody hell, she must of been loud!
It was loud one of my college friends had a similar problem with her neighbor once
(09 Oct 2015, 10:17 pm)Jimmi wrote I can often hear my neighbour cough through my bedroom wall, it's certainly weird when you are doing something and just hear him cough sounding like it's an objection to whatever it is that I'm doing.
My walls are somehow paper thin or I have good hearing 
(12 Oct 2015, 4:27 pm)MrFozz wrote Bazza actually thought it was Seagulls till he heard the words 'oh yes'...

One of the funniest things I have heard since a lad I know once decided to stick his ear to the door of my mate who was gaining carnal knowledge of a young lady...I nearly choked on a Pot Noodle that night crying with laughter due to the fact she orgasmic delight was probably heard for miles around, any louder and it would have blew windows out and cracked cups
I'm suprised half the street didn't hear her
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RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(23 Oct 2015, 6:01 pm)Davie wrote My mate daft Pedro at college
His name is not Peter Collins by any chance???

I have a daft mate called Pedro as well
RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
The blue Sainsbury's bus, that despite being bodied with a larger number of brake lights, compared to a normal vehicle - had 1 that actually did work.

The rest? Well it looks like they had all popped...
'Illegitimis non carborundum'
RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(24 Oct 2015, 6:50 pm)Andreos1 wrote The blue Sainsbury's bus, that despite being bodied with a larger number of brake lights, compared to a normal vehicle - had 1 that actually did work.

The rest? Well it looks like they had all popped...
Are you referring to the this vehicle - https://flic.kr/p/oVxvFX?
RE: What has amused/made you laugh today?
(24 Oct 2015, 9:43 pm)MrFozz wrote Bazza referring to me as David when I bumped into him...

Very rarely get David outside my family

If I ever bump into you, I'll remember that!