Have just seen a recovery truck rescuing a recovery truck...oh dear..!

Have just seen a recovery truck rescuing a recovery truck...oh dear..!

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Welcome to the wonderful world of photography!

A combo I really love in photographs is dark threatening skies behind the subject (ie bus/train/whatever), with beaming sunlight behind the photographer. Quite rare to get that combo though - but the colours tend to come out lovely.

Imagine me trying to take photos at 0830am this morning... Half of them have come out so dark I won't be able to upload them.

One of my 23 StreetLite photos look dark and the other just about has the bus in because someone got in my way.

Found out today that my Great Auntie died on Saturday at 88.

Found out today that my Great Auntie died on Saturday at 88.

Sorry to hear that.

Found out today that my Great Auntie died on Saturday at 88.

Sorry to hear that...my thoughts are with you and your family

If you are ever in Manchester on Temperance Street, paying for the company of a lady.
Watch out for the Google Street Car.

best google maps pic ever, thank you Manchster and your casual-still-smoking-a-fag-prostitutes http://t.co/FZQwlIHR3e

If you are ever in Manchester on Temperance Street, paying for the company of a lady.
Watch out for the Google Street Car.

Im on google street view...I am not having a wank though

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, even though i'm 23... i still like some chocolate money!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christ...coins.html

I once bought 10 Fags with a chocolate coin...to this day I dunno how I got away with it

https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/photos...08/?type=1&theater -one of the best Halloween costumes

I know what i'm going as next year when i go to the town! haha

https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/photos...08/?type=1&theater -one of the best Halloween costumes

I know what i'm going as next year when i go to the town! haha

I somehow don't think you'll get very far, trying to go clubbing with a cricket bat. 

I somehow don't think you'll get very far, trying to go clubbing with a cricket bat. 

Didn't think about that  

Could try and get a soft one haha

I somehow don't think you'll get very far, trying to go clubbing with a cricket bat.  Big Grin

If you carry anything classed as a weapon you may get into bother, unless it is accompanied by something it is commonly associated with, so you may be fine if you take a cricket ball.

If you carry anything classed as a weapon you may get into bother, unless it is accompanied by something it is commonly associated with, so you may be fine if you take a cricket ball.

I think there's a time and a place though! If I went into a bank with a baseball bat, but took the ball too, I bet it still wouldn't wash!

I think there's a time and a place though! If I went into a bank with a baseball bat, but took the ball too, I bet it still wouldn't wash!

Probably not.

Wonder what would happen if you went into Tesco with a baseball bat, not sure if you could claim you were buying a ball.

Just had a drunken gang of teens ring the doorbell about a dozen times and say 'trick or dick'.....

My mam opened the door and she slammed it straight in their face!

Just had a drunken gang of teens ring the doorbell about a dozen times and say 'trick or dick'.....

My mam opened the door and she slammed it straight in their face!

Lmao! 
Trick or dick - thats a new one 

Lmao! 
Trick or dick - thats a new one 

Not for me!

My mam's face was was best bit!

Just stopped a male with this as part of his Halloween outfit. Not a sensible to be wondering around with this. http://t.co/BtZfViAT4c

re items not to take out on Halloween ?

re items not to take out on Halloween ?

Fuck me, that is some knife

Just stopped a male with this as part of his Halloween outfit. Not a sensible to be wondering around with this. http://t.co/BtZfViAT4c

 re items not to take out on Halloween ?

This is an every day item for Darlington

I somehow don't think you'll get very far, trying to go clubbing with a cricket bat. 

I disagree.

A cricket bat is a fine instrument to go clubbing with.

(Boom Boom)

Theres a good looking girl sitting in my house

I was thinking the same when Bazza was sitting with them on the metro - why put it on here? Chat to them and show them that Marxistafozzski's va va voom!

Sticking with the cricket bat theme - go knock em for six and make sure you go leg before wicket!
(boom boom).

Risking looking like a complete cock and an idiot...I aint the best at laying the moves on...I am sober for starters

I was thinking the same when Bazza was sitting with them on the metro - why put it on here? Chat to them and show them that Marxistafozzski's va va voom!

Sticking with the cricket bat theme - go knock em for six and make sure you go leg before wicket!
(boom boom).

MarxistaFozzski has no vava voom right now...More pressing issues in my life, beating addiction, sorting my mental and emotional health out...

I offered her the chance to spend the night, she was having none of it..
Anyway I am too much of a gentleman to go wading in, considering she could barely walk

The difference between me and Bazza is probably...wood...he was in his morning glory, I was not lmfao

Just kidding Baz

Did anyone go out drinking for Halloween, i went to Sunderland... was packed!

Did anyone go out drinking for Halloween, i went to Sunderland... was packed!

Aye, me mam went out and brought her 20yo mate home, and tried to pimp me out like a commom prostitute...Lovely girl, who I would give one to, but not when my mother is taking the piss lmao...

If I knew Kelly was turning out, I may have went out myself

Did anyone go out drinking for Halloween, i went to Sunderland... was packed!

Not specifically for Halloween but I went to KU in Stockton last night, all the lasses costumes had the word slutty in front of them and some of them were terrible, I saw Mario and Luigi, Mario looked good but Luigi looked shit, saw one dressed as the tin man and randomly a guy in a German lederhosen outfit.