(17 Jun 2014, 8:10 pm)aureolin wrote What about France's Rod Fanni, or a famous German striker that played in Euro 96?
I forgot about the French Fanni...Was there once a famous piece of commentary that went something like "there playing like there 11 Kuntz out there" I know there was a similar funny commentary regarding Julian Dicks, I suppose if our German friend was playing, just the mention of his name would call for a childish giggle.
The Africans have some great names as well
Danger Fourpence
Christ Bongo
Ars Bandeet (Supposedly)
Our very own Norman Conquest and the greatly named 19th Century footballer/Referee Segar Bastard (I wonder if that is the origin of the terrace chat 'who is the bastard in black'