(08 Apr 2015, 9:44 am)Tommy_1581 wrote Is it me, or is this article really continous? I'm sure that part of it, I've read five times.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/12...me/?ref=ar

Yeah it does repeat itself.

Surprised it being the Northern Echo someone has made an argument out of it to build a bus station in Darlington

This is just unreal.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1040429629355460

Got a Question, if I went into the Library at The Galleries with a few Photos, would they be able to Scan them and convert them into JPEG Images so I could upload them to Flickr. 

Quite a strange and scary thought............. He's just going off it now. Like WTF?

(10 Apr 2015, 6:20 pm)Tommy_1581 wrote Quite a strange and scary thought............. He's just going off it now. Like WTF?

What a pillick, what is going off it for?

(10 Apr 2015, 6:34 pm)Malarkey wrote What a pillick, what is going off it for?

Not sure.

Looks like it could be something to do with nets though. May be wrong.

(10 Apr 2015, 6:34 pm)Malarkey wrote What a pillick, what is going off it for?

He's been a funny twat since "Jimmi" (not our Jimmi) from the name changing subject stole his nets and didn't credit him for it. Now the above image is him threatening people as he has stolen nets.

I'm not going to get involved... and then I'll be blocked. 

(10 Apr 2015, 6:54 pm)Tommy_1581 wrote He's been a funny twat since "Jimmi" (not our Jimmi) from the name changing subject stole his nets and didn't credit him for it. Now the above image is him threatening people as he has stolen nets.

I'm not going to get involved... and then I'll be blocked. 

Best way to go if your not directly involved mate

What i found in Bridlington...I have cropped the original to provide a close up shot too.

(11 Apr 2015, 1:04 pm)Robert wrote What i found in Bridlington...I have cropped the original to provide a close up shot too.

Nice price too! 

(11 Apr 2015, 1:04 pm)Robert wrote What i found in Bridlington...I have cropped the original to provide a close up shot too.

(11 Apr 2015, 1:05 pm)MurdnunoC wrote Nice price too! 

Shocking Pussy for less than 4 quid

I remember the days I could get Sex on the Beach, a Slow Comfortable Screw against a cold hard wall with a kiss followed by multiple screaming orgasms

What does the other notice in the window read?

Horse Tripping Vodka? - Must be some good shit!

Saw a sign in a shop window (similar in style to Roberts) in Blackpool a few years back.
The sign was advertising 'Smelly balls'.

I continued walking past.

(11 Apr 2015, 1:50 pm)Andreos1 wrote Saw a sign in a shop window (similar in style to Roberts) in Blackpool a few years back.
The sign was advertising 'Smelly balls'.

I continued walking past.

You opted against entering then?  

Had to be the "organist" at Church again this morning. Messed up 2 of the 5 hymns due to technical difficulties and mis-timings, but never mind. Turns out I have to be the "organist" again next week, but the week after, the proper organist is back, just in time for the visit of Bishop Seamus.

I'll be spinning my sickest mixtapes in Digi next

My brother is constantly swearing at my mam now - ever since he got a DVD "the inbetweeners" for his birthday. I've been called a "bus wanka" multiple times now. I've now old him to stop swearing as my mam is to give birth very soon, and now I've told him that'll ill remove his bedroom door and shove it his neck and use the DVDs to slice his arse open.

Gotta love it.

(12 Apr 2015, 11:25 am)Tommy_1581 wrote My brother is constantly swearing at my mam now - ever since he got a DVD "the inbetweeners" for his birthday. I've been called a "bus wanka" multiple times now. I've now old him to stop swearing as my mam is to give birth very soon, and now I've told him that'll ill remove his bedroom door and shove it his neck and use the DVDs to slice his arse open.

Gotta love it.

Swearing bad; threat of violence good?

(12 Apr 2015, 11:25 am)Tommy_1581 wrote My brother is constantly swearing at my mam now - ever since he got a DVD "the inbetweeners" for his birthday. I've been called a "bus wanka" multiple times now. I've now old him to stop swearing as my mam is to give birth very soon, and now I've told him that'll ill remove his bedroom door and shove it his neck and use the DVDs to slice his arse open.

Gotta love it.

Slicing his arse open with a dvd...damn

(12 Apr 2015, 12:16 pm)MrFozz wrote Slicing his arse open with a dvd...damn

Would that constitute rape? 

(12 Apr 2015, 12:18 pm)MurdnunoC wrote Would that constitute rape? 

That...or a very serious sexual assault

Adds whole new meaning to 'getting your back door smashed'

This advert caught my eye.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/primar....it3ZN0PlB

All over my fb tonight.

(13 Apr 2015, 9:46 pm)Andreos1 wrote http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/primar....it3ZN0PlB

All over my fb tonight.

Number 1... i still do that now when i go to placement haha

Just reading some of those takes me back...

I was on the school council... i felt the power of being like a teacher... haha

(13 Apr 2015, 9:46 pm)Andreos1 wrote http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/primar....it3ZN0PlB

All over my fb tonight.

I remember no.37 very well, except in this case the dog got into the languages and english corridor...

I let it in

(13 Apr 2015, 9:58 pm)MrFozz wrote I remember no.37 very well, except in this case the dog got into the languages and english corridor...

I let it in

Fozz, u rebel.

(13 Apr 2015, 9:51 pm)Michael wrote Number 1... i still do that now when i go to placement haha

Just reading some of those takes me back...

I was on the school council... i felt the power of being like a teacher... haha

It was the song book that got me. Forgot all about it, but remember that song and like in the example, giggling with the word 'naked'.

We didn't have a council, but my badges included 'prefect' - got to do the jobs the teachers didn't want to do and also 'vice house captain'.
Voted for by my peers and fell one vote short of being captain. I was gutted at the time.

(14 Apr 2015, 7:46 am)Andreos1 wrote It was the song book that got me. Forgot all about it, but remember that song and like in the example, giggling with the word 'naked'.

We didn't have a council, but my badges included 'prefect' - got to do the jobs the teachers didn't want to do and also 'vice house captain'.
Voted for by my peers and fell one vote short of being captain. I was gutted at the time.

I remember doing the office phone in year 6 when i was on the council, i had some good times then. 

Loads of them stick out but these are my favorites: 

The P.E mats were horrible, soft, they were harder than the floor! 

Number 12... i haven't made one of those for years, i can't even remember what you call them.

21. Sticking a buttercup under your chin to find out whether you liked butter. Even though you already knew you did. - lmao! 


33. How this would happen EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. - Pencil lead getting stuck in the sharpener... i bloody hate that! 


34. When no one would start dancing at the school disco until “Saturday Night” by Whigfield would come on. 


36. Having to put the chairs on the desks at the end of the day. - always one would fall off, more likely done on purpose!

(14 Apr 2015, 10:26 am)Michael wrote I remember doing the office phone in year 6 when i was on the council, i had some good times then. 

Loads of them stick out but these are my favorites: 

The P.E mats were horrible, soft, they were harder than the floor! 

Number 12... i haven't made one of those for years, i can't even remember what you call them.

21. Sticking a buttercup under your chin to find out whether you liked butter. Even though you already knew you did. - lmao! 


33. How this would happen EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. - Pencil lead getting stuck in the sharpener... i bloody hate that! 


34. When no one would start dancing at the school disco until “Saturday Night” by Whigfield would come on. 


36. Having to put the chairs on the desks at the end of the day. - always one would fall off, more likely done on purpose!

I was well away from Primary School when Whigfield came out.

Remember the others well - including those hard, blue mats. Hurt me more than they protected me!

I live in a lovely area, mind.
http://www.police.uk/northumbria/F2/crime/1033219/

EDIT: Bloody hell http://www.police.uk/northumbria/F2/crime/1033559/

Its Monday tomorrow. The race is on!