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(14 Jul 2015, 1:57 pm)LeeCalder wrote [ -> ]The fact that everyone is running around dead hyped up about this demonstrater! People insist on getting a first day photo, why? Does it make a difference if you get it today or next week? Not in my eyes it doesn't

Easy target for me. I could do it on my way to the shops for lunch. Smile
I recently discovered the "Forum Statistics" page, and I have been keeping a close eye on it over the last few weeks. And I'm pretty sure Jimmi has been the daily top poster for at least 2 week. 17 posts today, haha.
(16 Jul 2015, 3:15 pm)LeeCalder wrote [ -> ]I recently discovered the "Forum Statistics" page, and I have been keeping a close eye on it over the last few weeks. And I'm pretty sure Jimmi has been the daily top poster for at least 2 week. 17 posts today, haha.

Half of which are probably in the "What's annoying you today?" thread!
(16 Jul 2015, 3:17 pm)Dan wrote [ -> ]Half of which are probably in the "What's annoying you today?" thread!
Probably, I know I am the top poster in the "Annoying V3" thread although in my defence I often reply to others posts in that thread for various reasons and not always to say it annoys me too.

I am often towards the top of the Arriva threads for posts as well.
http://www.northumbria.police.uk/news_an...?id=108427&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook
(16 Jul 2015, 10:21 pm)Davie wrote [ -> ]http://www.northumbria.police.uk/news_an...?id=108427&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

It has already been pointed out, Davie.
(17 Jul 2015, 10:35 am)LeeCalder wrote [ -> ]It has already been pointed out, Davie.

I didn't say it hadn't.
(17 Jul 2015, 10:52 am)Davie wrote [ -> ]I didn't say it hadn't.

Well why are you posting it again then.
(17 Jul 2015, 11:43 am)LeeCalder wrote [ -> ]Well why are you posting it again then.

Because that amused me...
Just seen this on Facebook.

David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
So the the prime minister asked the class if they could think of an example of a tragedy.
A little boy stood up and said, 'If my best friend is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'Incorrect,' said Cameron, 'That would merely be an accident.'
A little girl stood up and said 'If a school bus carrying thirty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not', said Cameron, 'That's what we would call a great loss'.
The room went silent. No other kid volunteered. Cameron searched the room.
'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, little Johnny raised his hand from the back of the class and said, 'If a plane carrying you and all the Tory M.P.s was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Cameron, 'And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'
'Well,' said little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either.
http://www.footyheadlines.com/2015/07/no...hated.html seeing this football shirt one of the worse ones i have ever seen the worse one in the premier league almost reminds me of that time Newcastle United when they had that old banana shirt out the one they worn in the Championship worse one of the Premier League Norwich City has done i've seen some bad ones like back in the 90s Manchester United grey away shirt Everton Away shirt a few years ago which was Pink
110k signatures in just over 24 hours.... Big Grin

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/104334
Yesterday's The Chase...

"Complete the common saying: 'softly, softly, catchee...' what?"
The three options were: a) Monkey, b) Lion, C) Crabs.

Always love it when they throw in answers like Option C. Tongue
(23 Jul 2015, 3:49 pm)Dan wrote [ -> ]Yesterday's The Chase...

"Complete the common saying: 'softly, softly, catchee...' what?"
The three options were: a) Monkey, b) Lion, C) Crabs.

Always love it when they throw in answers like Option C. Tongue

I got a surprise when they mentioned the 'new chaser' when i watched it on Tuesday. Completely forgot her name but has she been out yet? Interested to see how good she is.
(23 Jul 2015, 3:50 pm)S813 FVK wrote [ -> ]I got a surprise when they mentioned the 'new chaser' when i watched it on Tuesday. Completely forgot her name but has she been out yet? Interested to see how good she is.

She never got a mention tonight...wonder if it was just a one off?
The fact that any audio I listen to on my phone ends up in my music folder, so I was just listening to a song and when that song ended it just randomly went "OUSEBURN VALLEY" from when it was uploaded on here from the discussion about the Quaylink next stop announcements. A recording of a Volvo B10BLE must be coming up soon.
(02 Aug 2015, 11:57 am)Jimmi wrote [ -> ]The fact that any audio I listen to on my phone ends up in my music folder, so I was just listening to a song and when that song ended it just randomly went "OUSEBURN VALLEY" from when it was uploaded on here from the discussion about the Quaylink next stop announcements. A recording of a Volvo B10BLE must be coming up soon.

Big Grin Big Grin
(02 Aug 2015, 12:04 pm)GX03 SVC wrote [ -> ]Big Grin Big Grin
Thinking of making it a tone for Flickr notifications.

Or I should go on the Quaylink services and keep randomly playing it out loud to confuse people
(02 Aug 2015, 12:08 pm)Jimmi wrote [ -> ]Thinking of making it a tone for Flickr notifications.

Or I should go on the Quaylink services and keep randomly playing it out loud to confuse people

Both, then when a spam favouriter comes....
There's a family having a picnic on the x12. I suppose it makes a change from national trust carparks Big Grin