North East Buses

(21 Sep 2014, 7:39 pm)Andreos1 wrote [ -> ]Whey aye, Costa Del Murton, Monte Darlo, Roker Riviera... The list is endless!

And Spennydorm

Gruesome!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-29309358

Weekly shops.

Is there ever an essential that you purchase, but at the same time, resent paying the money for?

(21 Sep 2014, 7:41 pm)marxistafozzski wrote [ -> ]And Spennydorm

Fwahahahaha!!!

(24 Sep 2014, 5:48 pm)Marcus wrote [ -> ]Fwahahahaha!!!

Just to following on from Costa del Murton amd Spennymoor...

There is some excellent names for place for real

No Place
Pity Me(I lived near there)
Wide Open(I call it Widdy Oh-Penn after I heard a foregner say it)

I was going to Edinburgh about 10 years ago with a group of Irish Lads, we passed the turnoff for Shitbottle and one of the Irish lads said 'look, theres a place called Shitbottle'...The sign had been vandalised, only the Irish could come out with something like that

The best British placenames has to be the 2 Twats in Scotland, Mousehole(pronounced Mow-zel) and Bell End...In Shepshed there is a street named Butthole Lane...

Nothing beats Fucking in Austria though in my opinion, though Condom cums close

(24 Sep 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski wrote [ -> ]Just to following on from Costa del Murton amd Spennymoor...

There is some excellent names for place for real

No Place
Pity Me(I lived near there)
Wide Open(I call it Widdy Oh-Penn after I heard a foregner say it)

I was going to Edinburgh about 10 years ago with a group of Irish Lads, we passed the turnoff for Shitbottle and one of the Irish lads said 'look, theres a place called Shitbottle'...The sign had been vandalised, only the Irish could come out with something like that

The best British placenames has to be the 2 Twats in Scotland, Mousehole(pronounced Mow-zel) and Bell End...In Shepshed there is a street named Butthole Lane...

Nothing beats Fucking in Austria though in my opinion, though Condom cums close

Oh god. Hope you arent referring to politicians there! As for Bell End, id love to live there. Butthole Lane doesnt sound that exciting.

(24 Sep 2014, 7:34 pm)Robert wrote [ -> ]Oh god. Hope you arent referring to politicians there! As for Bell End, id love to live there. Butthole Lane doesnt sound that exciting.

WOT?!?!

(24 Sep 2014, 7:36 pm)Marcus wrote [ -> ]WOT?!?!

Haha! Id move there, go on a TV program that requires the host to ask where you are from and then you just say 'Bell End' and i can just imagine the reaction. Lets just say, i think it will be a lot better than 'what?!' (just imagine bradley on the chase )

(24 Sep 2014, 7:34 pm)Robert wrote [ -> ]Oh god. Hope you arent referring to politicians there! As for Bell End, id love to live there. Butthole Lane doesnt sound that exciting.

The pair of Scottish Twatts are in Orkney and Shetland...

Looking on google images I found this sign from a Wisconsin netty



Shit like this could have a thread all of it's own

(24 Sep 2014, 6:09 pm)marxistafozzski wrote [ -> ]I was going to Edinburgh about 10 years ago with a group of Irish Lads, we passed the turnoff for Shitbottle and one of the Irish lads said 'look, theres a place called Shitbottle'...The sign had been vandalised, only the Irish could come out with something like that

The comedian Stewart Lee devotes about half an episode of his BBC 2 show discussing how the constant vandalism of the Shilbottle sign has influenced his work.




It starts at about 12:17 into the video posted above if anyone's interested in watching.

(24 Sep 2014, 9:26 pm)AdamY wrote [ -> ]The comedian Stewart Lee devotes about half an episode of his BBC 2 show discussing how the constant vandalism of the Shilbottle sign has influenced his work.




It starts at about 12:17 into the video posted above if anyone's interested in watching.

Saw this on iPlayer a while back

SICK! - Poo-dunnit - police release picture after number two is found on bus seat
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11..._bus_seat/

(26 Sep 2014, 4:15 pm)Jimmi wrote [ -> ]SICK! - Poo-dunnit - police release picture after number two is found on bus seat
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11..._bus_seat/

Thats disgusting, seen some bad shit(pun intended) on buses, a guy being orally pleasured on a United bus out of Durham years ago

(26 Sep 2014, 4:31 pm)marxistafozzski wrote [ -> ]Thats disgusting, seen some bad shit(pun intended) on buses, a guy being orally pleasured on a United bus out of Durham years ago

Was once sitting on a Lime, and as I sat down, I realized two young kids were sitting at the back doing something. I turned around, and she was giving him a blowjob!!

(26 Sep 2014, 4:51 pm)Marcus wrote [ -> ]Was once sitting on a Lime, and as I sat down, I realized two young kids were sitting at the back doing something. I turned around, and she was giving him a blowjob!!

Yuk - thats shocking. 

(26 Sep 2014, 4:52 pm)Tom wrote [ -> ]Yuk - thats shocking.

I say two young kids, maybe 15 or 16?

(26 Sep 2014, 4:52 pm)Tom wrote [ -> ]Yuk - thats shocking. 

I think it is funny tbh...especially when they realise they have been caught

someone has just got on the 7 with a large plank of wood. What a plank.

Poo's sorry now?
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11...orry_now_/

(29 Sep 2014, 9:46 pm)Jimmi wrote [ -> ]Poo's sorry now?
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11...orry_now_/

Thought he might have been in deep shit for it [emoji12]

Oh deer me

Drama as rollercoaster riders see deer strike at North Yorkshire theme park

Oh deer me

Drama as rollercoaster riders see deer strike at North Yorkshire theme park

I've been on the Ultimate before and its basically like your going through the woods and I was ducking because I thought I was going to hit my head off a tree.
Major power failures - not surprising when I went with college half the rides were broken and we got stuck on one ride for a few minutes, the place really is a hole.

(30 Sep 2014, 9:30 am)Jimmi wrote [ -> ]I've been on the Ultimate before and its basically like your going through the woods and I was ducking because I thought I was going to hit my head off a tree.
Major power failures - not surprising when I went with college half the rides were broken and we got stuck on one ride for a few minutes, the place really is a hole.

Keeping on with the rollercoaster theme

Ya know how most rollercoasters have a height/age restriction, i saw a good one at terra mitica in Benidorm...Anyone over 6'6" or 6'9" cannot use this ride it was a rollercoaster similar to The Nemesis at Alton Towers...The area it is built in the whole thing is quite compact, it weaves round/through other parts of the ride, getting quite close when it goes through the loops and corkscrew sections, I am 6' tall and my feet got close to some track above me/below me, as did my napper* at some point, I wouldn't like to see whats it like for someone over 6'5".

*Napper=Slang for head if people don't know that already

A shop was apparantly robbed in Murton Yesterday, a knickers/lingerie gaff...Owner robbed at knifepoint

will the robber get a suspender'd sentence

No idea which section/thread it would go in, but here we go in here.

Transport Direct has been closed by the Dft.
http://www.passengertransport.co.uk/2014...ning-site/

Dull Men's Club

I bet there is some guys on here who would fit into the Dull Men's Club, I certainly would, I am at a point where I am thinking about taking up Lawn Bowls or something, for something to do, hang out with more old fellas lmao

Japan has found a solution to all car park issues........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i_cLTle6u8

Being around years of course in Japan... i think England should adapt this... 

(03 Oct 2014, 6:20 pm)Michael wrote [ -> ]I found a solution to all car park issues

This is how Japanese people park their cars...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i_cLTle6u8

This kind of car parking was shown in Fast + Furious 3: Tokyo Drift

(03 Oct 2014, 6:22 pm)marxistafozzski wrote [ -> ]This kind of car parking was shown in Fast + Furious 3: Tokyo Drift

I forgot about that movie.... haha 


Either way, its still a bloody good idea, by the look on the board for the car park spaces... there's about 15 spaces per one, i can imagine they have a lot of them in 1 area, shopping area's the most.


Japanese super market... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHzyLrtvBY - that music in the background would piss me off

Anyway....i wanna go to Japan!

It is like a ferris wheel for cars [emoji13]