Club statement on Jonas.
Really hope he comes through and gets to play in a black and white shirt again. I feel so far away from the club these days, but it'd be a great shame not to see that again. He may not be the most technically gifted player we've ever had, but he's always one to put 100% in. Get well soon.
(17 Sep 2014, 7:27 pm)aureolin wrote [ -> ]Club statement on Jonas.
Really hope he comes through and gets to play in a black and white shirt again. I feel so far away from the club these days, but it'd be a great shame not to see that again. He may not be the most technically gifted player we've ever had, but he's always one to put 100% in. Get well soon.
Me too. I think he will pull through to as it's very treatable and the outcome is excellent.
(17 Sep 2014, 7:21 pm)Andreos1 wrote [ -> ]Aye, saw it late last night.
Lost his hair/ponytail too. Even though he has lost a testicle - that can be hidden and nobody needs to know.
Loose your hair and everyone knows something is going on.
Hoping Jonas and everyone else suffering with that horrible disease, can make a recovery and live a long and prosperous life.
I seen him on the News tonight...
Jonas is instantly recognisable by his hairstyle/ponytail, not so without his mop
Got to say I admire him for going public about it, it is not something I find easy to discuss, I can be quite childish when the topic is the cock and balls
(19 Sep 2014, 9:56 pm)NEBCD Malarkey wrote [ -> ]This has made my Day.
http://www.alanpardewsrandomexcusegenerator.com/
Although his position is becoming increasing untenable, I still feel a little sympathetic towards the plight of Alan Pardew.
When he eventually leaves, I think the next manager (whomever it may be) will struggle just as much as Pardew.
If I were a manager without a club, I wouldn't touch the Newcastle job. It's a poisoned challis.
Still, Pardew has nothing to complain about. If he gets sacked, there's a lot of compensation to forward to.
Strange - just copied the link.
But aye, all to do with cheese, players getting feta et etc. No idea if he will be gouda to get out of there. Edam-med if he did
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They are stilt-on for relegation, if they dont mature soon the mood will be completely mouldy
Love this...
During Man Citys 7-0 romp against Sheffield Wednesday a young pitch invader congratulated Fat Frank after he scored and had time to take a selfie...
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He then got led off in handcuffs
(25 Sep 2014, 12:00 pm)marxistafozzski wrote [ -> ]Love this...
During Man Citys 7-0 romp against Sheffield Wednesday a young pitch invader congratulated Fat Frank after he scored and had time to take a selfie...
He then got led off in handcuffs
Have you seen Remi Galliard's prank at the 2002 Coupe de France?
From the stands he manages to get onto the pitch and take part in Lorient's post-match celebrations which include shaking the hand of Jacques Chirac. Everyone assumes he's just part of team.
Class...
Who remembers Karl Power
He lined up with Man Utd before a Champions League Game...
And there is a guy from Spain, I think, who is a legendary prankster, Jimmy Jump
Ali Dia.
Not a prankster as such but managed to convince Southampton manager Graeme Souness to sign him on the strength of being George Weah's cousin. He even managed to get a game coming on as a substitute for Matt Le Tisser before being substituted after an embarrassing performance. He was released shortly after and went on to play a few games for Gateshead.
Matt Le Tissier talks about Ali Dia
I remember a few years back at Sunderland, they signed a litte Honduran, Milton Nunez, the story goes they signed the wrong player and he was drummed out pretty quick, the only good thing about him was he was pretty fast